Take care of yourself, sweetheart.

"We met and we talked and it was epic."

Smells like fish.......

Open letter to the Girl with the Simpsons' mouth:

Congratulations! You paid $5000 for a botched double eyelid surgery to look like my big toe. I would give your face a makeover by a smack of a hot pan but looks like your mom's vagina beat me to it when she pushed your ugly ass out.