Tuesday, April 21, 2009

Au naturel

I hate waiting, especially when my "faux au naturel look" is beginning to melt down my face. Morning fucks suck.

Anyway, as I wait patiently I'll make a list of my biggest pet peeves. They aren't in any particular order and I'm just pulling them out of my ass right now.
  1. Cakey makeup. Ok, I'm not putting my foot in my mouth with this since I do wear a lot of makeup but the key is wearing it while letting your own features shine through.
  2. Full strip eyelashes in the daytime. The purpose is to enhance, not scream to the world "look at me, I can glue falsies on."
  3. Sponge tip eyeshadow applicators.
  4. PLAID. I'm so fucking sick of lumberjack as being the "cool indie kids" uniform.
  5. ^^Cool wannabe indie kids. hahaha
  6. Insecurity
  7. Unblended makeup -_-
  8. Musky smells
  9. People touching my face
  10. Bratty smart mouthed little kids
  11. Asian men who think they are the shit because they scored a white girl. Oh, no double standard. Same goes with asian women. I seen it too many times.
  12. Poor/rude diners. The way I look at it, if you don't have money to tip, then you don't have money to eat out. Plain and simple.

Gosh.. that's awfully short. Considering how big of a hater I am, I thought that it would be a longer list. Anyway, I need to put deodorant on and brush my teef. Tata!

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