Lucky charms

I could always count on my lucky underwear. I wear it everytime I feel down and need a boost. Lots of good things have happened to me wearing this underwear. I passed my pharm tech license in these, bought my first car, passed my driver's license test, along with countless other draws of luck that I can't even remember right this minute. I've had this pair since I was a freshman in highschool and I'm sad that it now has an ugly hole in the front. I plan on cutting it up and making something out of it so I can keep it with me at all times. It's the only reason that I look forward to laundry day, so that I could have it fresh for me to wear once again. Today my boyfriend asked me to take it off and give it to him as a birthday present. I told him that he would have to give me his fancy car in exchange. That's how much I love this underwear. Who knows, I could be getting married in this very pair.