hoehoehoehoehoe!!!!!!!!!

No pun intended heheheheh.

Christmas feels like any other day. The only difference is that my mom cooked. We got catering.

I already opened my Christmas presents a month ago when I received them. My mom insisted that I did so that she could send the rebate in.

So Indo missed his flight this morning to NYC for a ciggarette. He checked in 45 min. early but decided to step out for a smoke break. Bad Idea. They decided to close to gates 5 min., hence causing him to miss his flight. That will go down in history as the most expensive ciggarette ever, costing: $250.

Since it's Christmas Day, I'll enlighten you guys with another story!

Quick background: Indo is a head hibachi chef (the ones that cook play with fire @ Benihana).

Last night (Christmas Eve), the restaurant he works at was booked with reservations. Obviously the reservations consists of people who don't celebrate Christmas. Apparently, he wasn't aware of that so he wheels his cart to the party of 12.....

Indo: hohohoho!! Merry Christmas!
Party: (stares at him in silence)
Indo: Let me check your order. blahblahblahblah
Party: (confirms orders)
Indo: So are you guys ready for Christmas?
Party: No, but we're ready for Hanukkah.
Indo: Ohhh................

Hmmmmmmmmmmmm... I want to stuff his foot in his mouth! His defense was "What are the chances they were Jewish!" Well, my friend if they celebrate Christmas, then they wouldn't be at a Japanese restaurant on Christmas Eve. I mean, why else would movie theatres be open on Christmas Day? For none Christmas believers! No shit.

*sigh*

Anyway, with my bitching coming to a close, I would like to wish everyone a happy holiday with reminders that Christmas is not a week long event so lay off the leftovers bitches!!!!!! Just kidding. Who am I to talk?!