Since I have recently purchased a brand new HP laptop from Black Friday for $400, I've decided to put it to better use by writing about my daily (or whenever I feel like it) activities rather than spending time watching Tia Tanaka being fisted by a creepy white guy or wasting away my savings on retail. I kid, I kid... about the the Tia Tanaka part that is. I swear, I loveeeeeeeee retail :).
Well, I just got off the phone with one of the guys that I'm talking to that I would like to refer to as "Indo", a derivative from his ethnicity (Indonesian). He's much older and a Taurus, like I. Like I, he's also stubborn and a big pain in the ass. There are great upsides to having everything in common but as real life bulls do, we butt heads all the time.
It's like I'm dating myself. -_-
Don't get me wrong, I'm not completely bashing on the poor guy. There are a lot of things I love about him. He's stable, big hearted, goal driven, cooks, and eats good pussy. The most important being: he gets me.
Now that's priceless (regardless of how proverbial he could get).
***note to self: pick up contact lenses at Walmart ASAP. Stretching a two-week disposable to a month causes burning, itching, and Tourrettes-like twitching!!!!!!!
About Me
- angela
- I never claim to be perfect nor does my shit smell like roses. As a matter of fact, the smell of my shit makes me throw up in my mouth a little. The only difference between everyone else and I is I don't douse my shit in perfume to mask the foul smell. Nevertheless, you might need to spray some clorox to disinfect your eyes after this. I'm just sayin.
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