I never claim to be perfect nor does my shit smell like roses. As a matter of fact, the smell of my shit makes me throw up in my mouth a little. The only difference between everyone else and I is I don't douse my shit in perfume to mask the foul smell.
Nevertheless, you might need to spray some clorox to disinfect your eyes after this. I'm just sayin.
lol. i'm still laughing about "don't tell my mom"
ReplyDeleteHAHAHA. shheeeeoooot.